“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
When little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Whats the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Whats brown and sticky? …
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle.
A meter stick
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
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